Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Top Ten Reasons Cheney Won't Resign
Salon.com News & Politics War Room
From the War Room at Salon.com, the top 10 reasons why Dick Cheney won't resign.
10. Trying to fix up Condi Rice with his daughter.
9. Turns out when you shoot somebody, if you're not vice president, you gotta do time.
8. Bush leaves at two every day, and then it's margaritas and Fritos.
7. Set the solitare high score on his office computer.
6. Wants to see if he can help Bush get his approval rating under 10.
5. Too hard to give up Vice Presidential Discount at D.C. area Sam Goody stores.
4. Wants to stay on the job until every country in the world hates us.
3. Extra-zappy White House defibrillators.
2. Undisclosed location has foosball and whores.
And the No. 1 reason Dick Cheney won't resign: Why quit when things are going so well?
From the War Room at Salon.com, the top 10 reasons why Dick Cheney won't resign.
10. Trying to fix up Condi Rice with his daughter.
9. Turns out when you shoot somebody, if you're not vice president, you gotta do time.
8. Bush leaves at two every day, and then it's margaritas and Fritos.
7. Set the solitare high score on his office computer.
6. Wants to see if he can help Bush get his approval rating under 10.
5. Too hard to give up Vice Presidential Discount at D.C. area Sam Goody stores.
4. Wants to stay on the job until every country in the world hates us.
3. Extra-zappy White House defibrillators.
2. Undisclosed location has foosball and whores.
And the No. 1 reason Dick Cheney won't resign: Why quit when things are going so well?
# posted by Strange Anomaly : 11:30 AM
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Chaney won't resign (and shouldn't) because HOCKEY RULES and he can't leave office while that is the case.
# posted by 
: 9:12 PM
: 9:12 PM
Which confirms my suspicion that Hockey Fans are republicans from the extreme segment of their party...or Canadians.
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